home. puking in laundry basket.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
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Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
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I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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