a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
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Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
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Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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