oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
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I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
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If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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