If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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