He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
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The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
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if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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