It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
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By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
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Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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