This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
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In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
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She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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