i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
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The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
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And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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