Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
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I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
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Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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