I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
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We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
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Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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