turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
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So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
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I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Bring me that man meat
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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