I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
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just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
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90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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