So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
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dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
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it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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