Whatcha textin bout Willis?
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
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We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
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I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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