Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
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animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
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How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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