Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
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they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
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It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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