My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
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i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
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I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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