the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
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so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
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Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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