fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
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I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
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No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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