i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
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I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
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Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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