I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
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I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
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We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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