Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
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I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
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I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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