But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
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So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
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i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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