And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
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i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
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You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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