i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
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just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
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Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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