Can Purell be used as lube?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
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Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
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I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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