How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
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I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
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No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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