Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
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Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
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Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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