Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
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yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
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it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
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