I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
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I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
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He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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