No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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