hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
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I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
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How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Randomize