How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
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i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
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I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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