is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
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Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
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I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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