I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
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Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
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i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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