whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
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And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
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should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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