ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
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because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
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It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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