At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
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On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
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I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I FOUND THE LEGS
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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