Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
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We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
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These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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