i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
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You threw up with your ski mask on still.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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