Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
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He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
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isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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