she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
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We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
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How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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