I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
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Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
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I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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