How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
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He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
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How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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