So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
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I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
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I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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