Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
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If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
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Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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