is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
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Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
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Well I just put wine in my tea
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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