Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
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Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
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They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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