haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
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he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
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Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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