38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
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I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
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So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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